The Towel

As we all know, a towel is about the most useful item you can carry in your personal kit. These new microfiber jobs are simply the bee's knees of useful. But I'm going to take a couple to the next level. Reinforced seams that'll hold 1800 pound. I mean really, how narf is that!!!!!

Ok, enough hint. You'll see the true bits soon enough.

So says The Prophet.